We're Not in Dover Anymore

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The poem they're snarking about is Arnold's Dover Beach, which, actually, I rather like.  You might, in the interests of National Poetry Month's waning hours, like to read a bit of a response to that slightly stuffy Victorian (Arnold's prose is...sodden.), the Dover Bitch.

First of my auction fics.  /flop

( Well, really, what IS the purpose of poetry other than trying to get the poet laid? Worked for Shakespeare, right? )