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Bayverse
Decepticon Ensemble: Barricade, Blackout, Grindor, Starscream, Bonecrusher, Brawl
warnings: this is holiday crack. Meant loosely to follow on from this

( Clearly he has mastered some kind of foldspace technology )

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PG
Bayverse
Barricade, Blackout, Starscream, Grindor, Bonecrusher, Brawl
Crack. Lots and lots of crack
for 28s meme 'Silly'.
( Yeah, none of this makes any sense. )

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PG (mild, MILD innuendo)
Bayverse
Barricade, Starscream, Blackout, Grindor, Bonecrusher, dronelings
Mostly crack, holiday themed.

I actually wrote this a few weeks ago but I'm one of those people who hates the forward creep of Christmas stuff. However, it's officially Holiday Time! :D

( Grindor has a terrible idea: to learn about humans by celebrating their holidays. :/ )

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Bayverse
Bonecrusher, Sunspot, ref Barricade
crack

I can't find that I've posted Kitty-Chan here, so...here it is along with the 'sequel'. :D Both written for

tf_speedwriting . Second one prompted also by

ultharkitty who wanted to see Sunspot and Bonecrusher.

Kitty-Chan

( Oh yay! A present! ....grrrrr )

Fool's Alliance

( Everything ends up in those couch cushions! )

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Bayverse
Decepticon Ensemble: Barricade, Blackout, Bonecrusher, Brawl, Starscream
this is...kinda, a hurt/comfort prompt. Gone cracky

for

hc_bingo prompt: counseling/therapy. I'd wanted to write something serious and intense, but the whole h/c is offensive wankstorm made me actually conversely, too wary to deal with a serious topic, for fear that I'd be told that my own personal experiences with 'therapy' (which have all been...horrible) were offensive and invalid.
( THIS IS AN OUTRAGEOUS OUTRAGE! )

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PG-13
Bayverse
Barricade, Bonecrusher, OC (hands over barfbag)
no warning. No real hardcore content, either.

So, I get old this week. And to 'celebrate', I'm writing 'stupid crap I want to read and I don't care if it's canon or lame or cheezy or not'. Hence, diving in the deep end of lame AND cheezy.... this.

( Oh yeah, did I mention pointless and sappy? That too. )

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Bayverse Au
Barricade, Bonecrusher, Blackout, Starscream, Grindor
Warnings: Sticky pnp sex, baaaaaaad poetry
Written for

tf_rare_pairing prompt: Barricade/Bonecrusher/Blackout 'voice kink'.

Hey! It's still National Poetry Month here in the US, and what better way to celebrate than to crack into Bonecrusher's secret stash of poems?

When last we left our 'heroes', Blackout and Starscream had agreed to hand Barricade over to Bonecrusher to stay out of trouble.

( In which we learn that Barricade has...kinda...aesthetic sensibilities. )

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Title: Figment
Fandoms: House/Transformers
Characters: Dr. Eric Foreman, Bonecrusher
Rating: R for language
Note: For the 'ficathon walks into a bar' challenge on Dreamwidth, prompt: Bonecrusher walks into a bar and meets Eric Foreman. o_O Yeah. My first time writing for the House fandom and I'm probably...counter to fanon there, too. Why break precedent, right?

( Oh great, now a hallucinated robot is my advice guru... )

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Verse: TFA, Inamorato AU
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Lugnut x Strika, Bonecrusher x Brawl, Barricade x Blackout

For the

tf_rare_pairing March 'double date' challenge: 'yearning' and 'unprovokable'.

A/N. I have no idea how Barricade gets into *everything*. But...here he is. Little pervert. Semi-collaboration with

wicked3659 : both of our stories, this and Starlight, take place the same time, the same place. Just a cracky weird idea we had since both of us had Lugnut/Strika.

( brace yourselves for...outrage )

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Xeno, sticky pnp,
NC-17

June tapped at his passenger rear door. Barricade popped it open. “What?” he asked. Normally, after a day of work, she climbed in the front. This was…unusual. And Barricade didn’t like unusual.

( Bonecrusher hates blackmail )

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Warnings: Sticky, noncon, oral, pain.

( Sometimes I get in an ugly mood. )

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My attempt to be Bayverse compliant and answer the question of 'whatever happened to Bonecrusher and Barricade?'

Warnings for sticky pnp, hatesex, noncon, misery and death. ETA: Oh, and cuss words. Bonecrusher refuses to cuss in Cybertronian.

Originally it did not have the epilogue. If I were an author with any sort of artistic principles, it still wouldn't. But it's fanfic and I can only bear so much.

( Under an overpass.... )