Transformers Fanfiction

I really want to see 'kicked puppy' Terrorcons, all desperate and fanboy heartbroken and working together while trying to place blame/frantically prop their self-esteem back up on a day when Sixshot decides he's bored. Because I think the Terrorcons would have to pull in some professional kinkfest of a 'bot in order to, um, liven up their sex lives enough to make it interesting again. You just write their inner dynamics so hilariously well...combine the angst and sex and humor, I say! *cackles*