Transformers Fanfiction

PG-13
Bayverse
Ironhide, Sideswipe, Lennox, OC (Elina Vasquez)
some cuss words, underthings, implied xeno of unspecified type
for flesh_and_steel 's May challenge. Hence the underthings.
( LoOk. I wrote something without angst! /stunned )

 

PG
Bayverse post '07 pre ROTF
Barricade, Starscream, Ironhide, Sideswipe
no warnings.
A/N for my silly 28s Barricade meme, 'exhausted'.

 

( They had him cornered, at last... )

 

PG
Bayverse, post ROTF
Ironhide, Sideswipe
pfff angst.
for tf_speedwriting  'new beginning' Holy bananas in liquid nitrogen, I can make ANY prompt angsty, can't I? O_O
Wordcount: 934
( Yay we won! ....now what.  )

 

NC-17
Bayverse
Ironhide/Barricade
sticky, dub con, paper thin premise.

Transfer from main LJ to here.  Whut? I like this one.  

Pretentious douchebag note (so you can catch the allusion): Apocryphal story about Queen Victoria: one of her daughters wrote to her asking for advice on how to handle the all-important honeymoon night, when she'd lose her virginity (they behaved, those Victorians, before marriage!). Queen Vic's immortal advice, which I quote in any class where I need to prove the Victorians are some repressed folks: "Lie still and think of England; it will all be over soon."

Yes, I strive to make robot porn EDUCATIONAL.

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PG-13
Bayverse
Sideswipe, Ironhide, OC
no warnings

More or less pointless crack written for flesh_and_steel 's zombie challenge. 

 

( Poor 'Hide doesn't stand a chance.  )